@hugel Ah you can't tell them anything. I say south and here comes the mace. Not the Snickers bar! 2 years ago
Act 3: At bedtime, dog gender again.
Ma: “Why did she pee?”
Us: ?
Ma: “Not her penis, but her vagina.”
Boy (diplomatically): “Vaginis.” #925 2 years ago
After enchilada dinner, issues redressed:
Ma: “Girls don't have a penis. They have a vagina.”
Boy (thoughtful, surprised): “Oh. Oh.” #925 2 years ago